The legend of Skrunchy Girl!

Having gone to school in Portland during the build up to the '94 Olympics in Lillehammer including trips to the Clackamas Town Center to see Ms. Harding "practice" as she bullied the ice into submission, this article is amazing, disturbing, and, well.....visit The Phat Phree for more details.

Then be sickened by this *ahem* fan-site. Actually, the rejects are pretty damn funny...

Same with this other story from The Phat Phree.... which includes the following section:

GETTING WOOD IN PUBLIC - You really need to sharpen your number 2 pencil for this test, but for some reason right before you got up to do it, the thought of a pencil being thrust into the hole of the sharpener, then being hand-cranked and gyrated upon until it reaches its pinnacle is too much for you to bear. Now you're popping a Teepee big enough to fit a whole family of Cherokee Indians in it and you're going to fail your test on Native American history.

Gotta love tha wood!